What
is the most functional English word?
Well, it maybe the word shit ... that's right,
Shit.
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit
Buy shit
Sell shit
Lose shit
Find shit
Forget shit
Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference
between shit and sugar and that's scary shit
There are lucky
shits
Dumb shits
Crazy shits
Little shits
Big shits
Angry shits
There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw
shit
Sling shit
Catch shit
Have a mountain of shit
Be up shit creek when the shit hits the fan
Find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
You can get free
shit or you can get jack shit
Some days are
hotter than shit
Some days are colder than shit
Some days are just plain shitty
Some music sounds
like shit
Things can look like shit
There are times when you feel like shit
There are times when you are shit
There are times when you get sick of that shit
You can have too
much shit
Not enough shit
This shit
That shit
Good shit
Bad shit
The right shit
The wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
Sometimes
everything you touch turns to shit
Other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a
roses.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
the
English language.
You could pass
this along, if you give a shit
but if you don't it won't really matter no one will know, you won't have
bad
luck or good luck, you won't have angles flying around your house, it will
be
OK, you won't loose any friends as friendship
Is Not Dependent On E-Mail !!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go
I want you to know that I do give a shit and hope you have had a nice day.
Just accept that some days you will be the pigeon and some days you will
be the statue.

PS.
If you're out in the bush and you need a SHIT
do it in comfort don't squat SIT
2daloo
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